What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

So they tried

What is the best at home LED/red light therapy tool?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Still no good

New study reveals four psychological profiles of gamers linked to mental health and attachment styles - PsyPost

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Scientists Just Found Something Hilarious About What Actually Happens When Muscle Bros Take Ice Baths - futurism.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Schizophrenia is the price we pay for minds poised near the edge of a cliff - Hacker News

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

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