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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:37

Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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Then came..
Unacceptable again!
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